Jokes - 4

Santa at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Santa says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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a girl is taking bath
a boy is touching her evry part..
the girl is happy..
but the boy is unhappy..
who is this boy ?
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lifeboy.....
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Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train.

The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking: These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him

Madhuri is thinking: Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped.

Musharraf is thinking: Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me.

Vajpayee is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again.

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Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion........

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TRUE FACT:

Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you......



It's only when u leave her a VIRGIN!!
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After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company?"

God answered, "I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"

Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"

God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."

Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?"

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