Jokes - 10 (Tamil)

RAJINI padam na Theatre la paaru,

Surya Padam na TV la paaru..

Vijay padam na CD la paaru..

Ajith padam na, Poster la mattum paaru..(dont take risk..!)

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THE BEST ONE - MARK ANTONY: Baaaashaa...!! Naan vunna "Vallavan" Padam kaatti 3 hours la mudikuren..!

BASHA: Konjam Ange paaru kanna..!! Naan vunna Dharmapuri Trailor kaatti 3'e Second la mudikuren..!

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Vijayakanth: Naan Jaya TV mela Case podanum..!

Police: Yedhuku Captian?

VK: Naan Katchi arambichathai "Vilaiyaattu Seithiyila pottu irukiraanga "

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Thondan: Thalaivaa..! Naama moosam poittomm..!

Vijayakanth: en? yenna aachu?

Thondan: Unga latest padam "Dharmapuri" ya indha vaaram "POGO TV" la pooduraangalam..!
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First world war 1914
Death: 10000


Second World war 1943
Death: 150000,


Ajith's ALWAR:
Ayyoo ethanai pairu s ethangalooooooo…...

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Yeman: Poona Maasam Dengu Vitten.. 400 peru out..!, Indha maasam Chikungunya Vitten,.. 250 peru out..! Next yenna pannalam..!!!

Citraguptan: Vendam raaja, indha maadham neengal satru voiyvu yedukkalam..! Aalwar FILM release ayiduchuuuuuuu..!

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Fan: Hello Vijay sir..! Naan vunga theevira rasigan, neenga nadicha yella comedy padamum super..! Gilli padathula comedy excellent..!

Vijay: Gilli padathula vungaluku pidicha comedy scene yennadhu?

Fan: Arjunaru Villu" Songle Gypsy Jeep'a thookura comedy..! Familyoda paarthu sirichiom..