Funny

A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain


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BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.


BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.


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A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.

Plane says:" yaar rocket tu itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"

Rocket replies "yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke Peechwade main AAG lagi ho...."



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Let's face it - English is a crazy language.



In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?



Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?



Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?



Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?



In what other language do thay call the third hand on the clock the second hand?



Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?
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Old Age - After 70 years


An older couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck".

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked.