Joke - 6

Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,Billi Kutte se darti
hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.!
Duniya Gol Hai....

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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke 'koi antim icha ha?'
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!

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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...

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Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls.
Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..

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Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.
Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga

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Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.
Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!
Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....

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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?


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A girl gives an ad in matrimonial:

Wanted, a man who will never beat me, leave me and who is wonderful in
bed.

After a few days, someone knocks on her door.

She opens to find a man on wheelchair without both legs and arms. The
man says "I am your prince charming whom you had always wanted". "I will
never beat you nor leave you as I don't have legs and arms."


The girl replies "That's ok. But are you good in bed?".

The man replies...
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"How do you think I knocked the door???"
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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front
Of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri,

"Who's clock is that?"

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he
Never told a lie.

"And whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his
Entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a
Ceiling fan".

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Once 3 Sardars decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized that they had forgot the soda.
The youngest Sardar said he would go home & get it if they wouldn't
eat the snacks until he got back.

The other two agreed to wait patiently.

An hour went by,
Then a Day,
followed by a week
finally a month,

the 2 Sardars said
'oh, come on, let's eat the snacks'
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Suddenly the Young Sardar popped up from behind a rock and said

'If you do like this, I won't go.'
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Shivji aur parvatiji computer kyon nahi seekh paye....??
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ganeshji mouse leke bhag jate the.....

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how do u make a cocacola frm water in ur house........
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u put the water in a bottle.............
u put in the fridge..........
wht u get is pani which is "THANDA"

nd THANDA matlab.........
u're samrt guys..........

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hippopotomus jhooth kyun nahin bolte?????


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bcoz "hips dont lie"...shakira..

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An Elephant meets an Ant!!


On Introduction:

Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!


Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .


Elephant: Cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.


Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.

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Ant: Haan ....
I AM A SANTOOR GIRL.... MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI
CHALTA

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jailer kaidi se- kal tumhe subah 5 baje faansi di jaayegi.

kaidi starts laughing................




why????????????


he says- main to roj subah 8 baje so ke uthta hoon.




Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?

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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

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why did ramu throw butter from the window???

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Ans : he wanted to see the butter-fly!!!!!!

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Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:

Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?

Gadha: Apple khaane

Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
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Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!

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