Just then an eleplant comes and jumps in the pool..
All ants got out of water...
One ant climbs at the back of the elephant.. and all other ants started
shouting at him...
Now the question is what does they tell him???
Socho socho...
Socho socho.....
all ants starts saying....
"DUBA DUBA KE MAAR SALE KO...."
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2) what will u call a rope that is used tied between 2 pipal trees ?
ans: nokia ( connecting pipal )
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3) who was the first indian woman to fly abroad????
SITA with Ravan to Lanka!
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4) ITS A 7 LETTER WORD.
IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.
WHATZ IT ?
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POSTBOX
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A Bihari was working in Mumbai, and did not meet his wife for four years while his wife was in Patna ( Bihar).
At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "Happy
event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...
The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the
wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.
The colleagues asked him, "What name will you give to the son?"
The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken
care,then the name would be "DWIVEDI";
If it is the third neighbour then it would
be "TRIVEDI",
If it is the fourth neighbour then it
would be "CHATURVEDI" ;
If its the fifth neighbour then it would
be "PANDEY"...
After listening to this, questions followed! .
What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
"Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"...
And what if the wife is too shy to tell
the name of the neighbour?
Then it would be "SHARMA"...
But what if she refuses to divulge the
name of the neighbour?
Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"...
If she does not remember the name then?
"It is YAAD-AV"
But who knows whether the child resulted
from a rape?
Then it will be named "DOSHI"...
Finally, if the child happened because
of wife's burning desire?
Then he will be named "JOSHI"...
And if the whole country had made efforts
for the happy arrival?....
"DESHPANDE
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1 - Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
2 - Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Sheddy
3 - Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-
4 - After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
5 - One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
6 - Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is jayanthi.
7 - When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, " You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
8 - Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
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Math’s Teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you
Give 5 to Priya,
3 to Anita and
4 to Kavitha
Then what will u get????
Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
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