Funny Shayari

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
Saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega.
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
Kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..

Tum paas ho to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Kyun log dekho mobile khareedte hain ?
Kabhi game toh kabhi gane sunte hain…
Lekin jab bhi sms mangao unse..
Kanjoos,baatein koi dooji karte hain !!!

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartmental ke chances full hai..

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai
Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai
Hospital pauhnche to nurson ne farmaya
'Baharon phool barsao
Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai'

Ummid ki Imarat deh gayi,
Aankhon se aansu ki nadi beh gayi,
Tumhaari kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab padosi ki ladki tumhe bhaiyya keh gayi!!!

Ho chuki hai raat bahot ab so bhi jaayeye
Jo hai dil ke kareeb uske kahayalon mein bhi kho jaayeye
Kar raha hoga koi intezaar aapka
Khawabon mein hi sahi mil to aayeye


Mujhe sirf teri hi pyaas lagti hai
Har samay tere aane ki aas lagti hai
Teri deewangi mein iss kadar deewane ho gaye
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Designer dress pehante ho
Modern style rakhte ho
Dil mein jalan aur
Face par smile rakhte ho
Baat karni aati nahin
Phir bhi mobile rakhte ho

Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho