Actual ways of Marketing

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am
very rich, Will you Marry me? - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: He is very rich.
Will you Marry him? - That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, I'm very rich, Will
you Marry me? - That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the
car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then
say: By the way, I'm rich, Will you Marry me? - That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
You are very rich, Can you marry me? - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very
rich, Will you Marry me? And she introduces you to her husband. - That's
demand and supply gap.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: I'm rich, Will you marry me?
And she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: I'm rich, Will you Marry me? your wife arrives. - That's restriction
for entering new markets.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very
rich, Will you Marry me? She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -
That's Customer Feedback.