SMS Jokes

How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.

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Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig

is actually enjoying.

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Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

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Why girls dont keep mobile in t-shirt pocket?
Because of 2 Reasons:
1- Vibration can change milk into lassi.
2- Coverage is not found in mountain area....

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Newton wife to newton: How am i looking?
Newton: tan c/sin c
Wife: Huh?
Newton: tan c/sin c
=(sin c/cos c)/sin c
=1/cos c
=sec c

Naughty Newton

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80 year old man to Dr: my 20yr old wife is pregnant.??
Dr: Ek kahani suno...? 1 Shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me Gun ki jagah Umbrela le gaya..?
Jungle me uske samne Lion aaya, Usne Umbrela ka Handle Khicha aur Fire kiya....
Lion mar gaya..?

Old man: Impossible, kisi aur ne Goli marihogi.??

Dr: EXACTLY....

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