English is Fun

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:



TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.



In a London Laundromat:



AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES
OUT



Outside a London second-hand shop:



WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE
ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?



Spotted in a safari park:



ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR



Seen during a London conference:



FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST
FLOOR



Notice in a field:



THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES



On a repair shop door:



WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)




People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with
their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :




At a Budapest zoo:



PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE
GUARD ON DUTY.



Doctors office, Rome :



SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.



Hotel, Acapulco :



THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.



In a Nairobi restaurant:



CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.



In a City restaurant:



OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.



In a Calcutta Coffee House:



PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS