Joke -1

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.



Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new



Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White



Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".



Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.

Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?



Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"

Smart Sardar Replied: "No!

35 Children R More than Enough!!"



Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.



Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.



Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "

Bombay ... Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"



Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:

"I MISS YOU"

Sardarji replied:

"I Mr YOU" !!.



Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key

Doctor: When?

Sardar: 3 Months Ago

Dr:Wat were u doing till now?

Sardar: We were using duplicate key



Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???

Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from theoffice....