Jokes - 8

Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring
the fire under control and another 3 hours to bring
the firemen under control.
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be
the first thought to come in your mind?

Husband: that you are a lesbian.

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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in
the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!


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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was
afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would
you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals !!!!


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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were
rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors
wish they were married & Married men wish they were
Dead!


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How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract
her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square
root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't
multiply!


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Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma'am !
you may select one from our range that is displayed
on that wall"
Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"
Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";

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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of
the child. The mother said: "I gave birth to him -
he's mine" The father said: "I put a coin in the
pepsi machine and a can comes
out - the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine
!!"


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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be
yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'


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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after
sex?" He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"


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Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for
problems where others look for pleasure!!!


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Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the
first man you are sleeping with?'
"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the
others!'