Height

1. Wht is height of Fashion?
A: Dhoti wid a zip.

2. Wht is height of Secrecy?
A: Offering blank visiting cards.

3. Wht is height of Active laziness?
A: Asking 4 a lift 2 house while on a morning walk.

4. Wht is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. Wht is height of Forgetfulness?
A: Seeing d mirror & trying 2 recollect when u saw him/her last.

6. Wht is height of Stupidity?
A: A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. Wht is height of Honesty?
A: A pregnant woman taking one & a half ticket.

8. Wht is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from d footpath on d road.

9. Wht is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.

10. Wht is height of Kanjoosi?
A:Banta's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls 2 d Fire brigade!