Funny leave letters

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India.

1. A student's leave letter:

"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."
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2. I.T.I., Bangalore:

An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
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3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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4. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I amm suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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5. An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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7. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
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8. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".
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9. Another gem from I.T.I . Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter's wedding:

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."

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