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DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Always Follow Your Dreams

There were once 2 brothers who lived on the 80th level. On coming home one day, they realized to their dismay that the lifts were not working and that they have to climb the stairs home.

After struggling to the 20th level, panting and tired, they decided to abandon their bags and come back for them the next day. They left their bags then and climbed on. When they have struggled to the 40th level, the younger brother started to grumble and both of them began to quarrel. They continued to climb the flights of steps, quarreling all the way to the 60th floor.

They then realized that they have only 20 levels more to climb and decided to stop quarreling and continue climbing in peace. They silently climbed on and reached their home at long last. Each stood calmly before the door and waited for the other to open the door. And they realized that the key was in their bags which was left on the 20th floor.

This story is reflecting on our life…many of us live under the expectations of our parents, teachers and friends when young. We seldom get to do the things that we really like and love and are under so much pressure and stress so that by the age of 20, we get tired and decided to dump this load.

Being free of the stress and pressure, we work enthusiastically and dream ambitious wishes. But by the time we reach 40 years old, we start to lose our vision and dreams. We began to feel unsatisfied and start to complain and criticize. We live life as a misery as we are never satisfied. Reaching 60, we realize that we have little left for complaining anymore, and we began to walk the final episode in peace and calmness.

We think that there is nothing left to disappoint us, only to realize that we could not rest in peace because we have an unfulfilled dream …… a dream we abandoned 60 years ago.

So what is your dream? Follow your dreams, so that you will not live with regrets.

Easy and Difficult

Easy is to get a place in someone's address book.

Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others

Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.

Easy is to talk without thinking

Difficult is to refrain the tongue.

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.

Difficult is to heal the wound.

Easy is to forgive others

Difficult is to ask for forgiveness.

Easy is to set rules

Difficult is to follow them.

Easy is to dream every night

Difficult is to fight for a dream.

Easy is to show victory

Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity.

Easy is to admire a full moon

Difficult to see the other side.

Easy is to stumble with a stone

Difficult is to get up.

Easy is to enjoy life every day

Difficult to give its real value.

Easy is to promise something to someone

Difficult is to fulfill that promise.

Easy is to say we love

Difficult is to show it every day.

Easy is to criticize others

Difficult is to improve oneself.

Easy is to make mistakes

Difficult is to learn from them.

Easy is to weep for a lost love

Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

Easy is to think about improving

Difficult is to stop thinking it

And put it into action.

Easy is to think bad of others

Difficult is to give them

The benefit of the doubt.

Easy is to receive

Difficult is to give.

Easy to read this

Difficult to follow.

Easy is keep the friendship with words

Difficult is to keep it with meanings.

Beautiful Words !!!

Lovely piece that I read and felt like sharing with you all (may be repeated)

Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble,

but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.

Do you know why a Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small?

Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. Look Ahead and Move on.

Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn,

but it takes years to write.

All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever.

If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.

Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold!

Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!

Often when we lose hope and think this is the end,

GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!

When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities;

when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.

When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them,

and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone

has prayed for you.

WORRYING does not take away tomorrows' TROUBLES, it takes away

todays' PEACE.

Diwali Sweets for my friends

Very Funny

Hello,
plss.. talk to me… y u r not picking up the call ?????”
“everything is alright?”
“wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11pm.. n I m coming now from office..no food for me today also.. now I will cook… From the past 3 days..I m eating only maggie… n my PM eating only me..see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except my salary…I think the begger in front of my office.. earns more than me.. wat shud I do…”
“wat happened.. wat r u talking”
“wat i m talking???? no, I m not talking.. Manager dont allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talks something.. from past 3 months i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one damn leave.. n wat response i got….’why u want to waste an important day of ur life??’
i now finalize one more time… yes..i m gonna quit.. this project… but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..uh…”
“ok.. now Relax…”
“How can i relax… for relaxation ppl do yoga, but its night so i cant, then else they watch movies… but see, in every channel all bogus movies r repeating, same.. ‘Welcome’, ‘Suryavansham’,Govinda’s movies… it really irritates… everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality…ah see the movies u will get to know… In “Rock-on” last scene… Arjun Rampal’s wife says to taxi driver, that “hurry up, we r going late for Airport…” Airport…??? I dont understand, how can thought he find a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..
In 3 Idiots… starting scene… Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage?? In same movie… Kareena is a doctor.. that too a surgeon.. to bcame a surgeon.. It requires atlest 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years.. so she shud be 28… n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38 ?? I dont understand, how can spiderman reach to the church-bell in part-3, when he lost all his power ?? I dont understand, how Balakrishna can send a train back just by Hitting his thighs, when I cant ?? I still dont understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings ?? i just dont…..”
“hey stop it now..”
“am I a train who will stop it, by pulling chain… ohh train.. I dont understand, how can I didnt see one in last 3 months… how will i see ? All the time monitor is in front of me.. in night also wen I open my eyes, I find my username and password window.. I need to cool down..
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
but someone tell me howw.. everytime there is a powercut here.. except wen i m not in home.. home, wat rubbish,its a damn single room.. where i m living alone with my pillow..
I also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have.. smita, rashmi, priti, sruti, madhu.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y ? Bcoz their boyfriends do not work in IT companies, outside girls do have chat wid me but only on my salary day.. I got rejected 31 times.. u know y ?? each time I propose them, they ask where do u live.. I say in my Cubicle.. Bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time..”
“hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning”
“ Morning.. are u talking the same morning.. Sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries… damn, i didnt see the Sun,from 3 years.. how it looks like… every morning I catching shuttle, reaching my birthplace ‘cubicle’ working n working n leaving when Sun uncle is not there… i will hit my room-owner some days, every morning he used to cry for increasing room rent, I will always tell him to go n meet my Manager… I dont understnd how can i be so nice to my colleagues.. Each time they want leave, they repeat the same old dialogue… “my sister’s marriage”.. my colleague's 9 sisters got married, 3 times grandpa expired, 5 times frnd went to ICU.. but my colleague is fine.. and his favorite dialog “i need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not feeling well” later i find movie tickets in his purse… then my pm’s motivational speech.. ‘u will work.. u will grow’.. means if i wont work.. i will shrink or what…
when I need hike, I m junior.. still need to grow.. when I do mistakes.. comon man u r senior now, u can not do mistakes.. ahhh God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world..”
“ok enough now, i m disconnecting”
“wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuosly watever i want, now i m talking only this much… ‘yaa its done’, ‘that work is completed’, ‘Please..’, ‘Good Morning’,‘Lunch’,'Tea’,’Snacks’..
I dont know wat i m talking abt, i shud b happy.. i have saturday n sunday.. Saturday to recover from the disaster been made from monday to friday.. Sunday to think about upcoming disaster from monday to friday.. cool naa..
you heard that in 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODC and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why ?? because that's not a part of earth.. n we employees are not human beings… we are aliens, so better before u start getting headache… go have a nice dream.. me, I will again start my day tomorrow like I m starting everyday.. good night…”
beeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep **********************************************************
Next Day, in office:-
“Saurabh, Please come here”
“Yes Surya!!”
“I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun”
I happily came out, and checked my phone Dialled calls..
“Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM only… shit” LL

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மனோ நேற்று வீட்டுக்கு வரும்போது வழியில் ஒரு போலீஸ் சும்மா நின்றுகொண்டு இருந்ததை பார்த்தவுடன் ஒடனே ஒன்று அவளின் நியாபகத்திற்கு வந்தது.

" வீட்ல பாம்ப் போடுறவங்கள பிடிகிரதுக்கு இவங்களுக்கு வழி இல்ல , இவங்கல்லாம் எங்க போய் இந்தியால பாம்ப் போடுறவங்கள பிடிக்க போறாங்க??? "

அப்படி பார்த்தா போலீஸ் ஸ்டேஷன்ல எத்தன போலீஸ் பாம்ப் போடுறாங்க அவங்கல்லாம் பிடிச்சு ஜெயில்ல போடவேணும்!!!

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